bleh's definitions

MTV

A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.

Remember when MTV played videos?

Yea, I do.

Those were the days.

What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.

by BLeh July 23, 2003

Gun Kata

a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of gun tactics.

Developed through analysis of thousands of recorded gun fights, it was determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon. Each new position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defendant clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

by bLeH September 4, 2003

rump ranger

One who quests for rump

That damn rump ranger is at it again.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

orgy

the deffinition of an orgy is a group of people, 3 or more, siitting/standing with their shoes off touching each other, in any way.

i had an orgy at school

by bleh January 20, 2005

SVR

Sluzhba Vneshney Razvedki (Foreign Intelligence Service ) the modren intelligence agency of russia. succuscor to the KGB/bccp. basically the same the thing, slightly revised.

the SVr 0wn3d j00!
svr.gov.ru is the offical site of the SVR

by bleh November 16, 2003

kebabtastic

The great feeling of acomplishment after eating a huge kebab with lots of hot sauce. This doesnt apply to small kebabs, as only girls (and arran knott) eat small kebabs, and leave most of it and claim they're full.

"I feel pretty kebabtastic now" (after eating kebab).

by Bleh January 7, 2005

Tempo

According to the shed at school, 'TEMPO IS DEAD'.

I got blamed for that. Crap.

'Tempo is DEAD' - spraypainted on wall

by Bleh November 5, 2004