Definitions by bizzlitz masta

yopes 

synonym for "i concur;" used when you agree with something

Guy 1: yo that new car is off da chain!
Guy 2: yopes on dat

yopes by Bizzlitz Masta January 5, 2009

spread eagle 

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate

Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.

spread eagle by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008

gerrymandering 

Moving the books/notebooks of other students into different desks to influence where they sit during class. Used for political structure.

Lookee me, I am gerrymandering John's stuff onto that other desk. I am usurping his throne!

gerrymandering by Bizzlitz Masta January 28, 2008

porcerous

coarse to the point of being abrasive; caustic

I was talking to Nick about selling Norelcos on eBay, when Eddie reminded me of the time when he stole microphones from the church. Eddie made a porcerous comment.

porcerous by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

tuesday week 

1) the tuesday of the upcoming week
2) the tuesday after the upcoming tuesday

*note only one of these definitions is correct, but nobody knows for sure which one.

We were sittin' in the back of the class, gettin' our drink on, when Billy casually mentioned that he wouldn't be able to attend Donato's on tuesday week. Instead of explaining what that meant, he asked the teacher to explain it. The students responded with boos.

tuesday week by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

good minute 

not quite as long as a minute, but as GOOD AS a minute.

Desmond: Yo Mr. Gordon, how long is a "good minute"
Mr. Gordon: less than a minute, but just as good

good minute by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

good minute 

Many people think a good minute is as good as a minute, but in fact it is much better. If I tell you that I ain't had no Church's in a good minute, you better believe it's been a couple of months AT LEAST

Bizzlitz Masta: man I ain't had no Church's in a good minute.
Desmond: yea I know man. We ain't got no Church's since the first National Treasure flick hit the newsgroups.

good minute by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008