8 definitions by binmunbruce
A group of bins enclosed within a wall or fence with a gate to allow the bin lorry to enter. Typically surrounded by the wilderness.
MTFC: Let's go to the Binyard guys! It sounds really good.
Person 2: The Binyard is a useless area, there's nothing interesting about it.
*Walks a mile, climbs down slope, past river and through nettle guardians to get there*
MTFC: Some bins with a wall around them, SERIOUSLY! I came all this way just to see that?
Person 2: The Binyard is a useless area, there's nothing interesting about it.
*Walks a mile, climbs down slope, past river and through nettle guardians to get there*
MTFC: Some bins with a wall around them, SERIOUSLY! I came all this way just to see that?
by binmunbruce June 16, 2019
A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.
The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.
by binmunbruce August 29, 2019
The literal area between the pub and the road where the bouncers will throw you if you fall asleep in the club. The proverbial lowest point of one's life or a swing trading chart trough.
Joe: I bet £300 on a horse to win the race based on a tipster's gut feeling.
The Boss: Gambling is a one way ticket to the gutter mate.
The Boss: Gambling is a one way ticket to the gutter mate.
by binmunbruce August 28, 2019
A modern day caveman with a bulky build and an aptitude for violence. When a cavebrute walks into a room, the average IQ drops signficantly. Showers infrequently and wears the same brown jacket every day for months without washing it generating a vile stench in combination with his breath for a 3 metre radius. Breathes loudly.
Job centre employee: *Asks a ridiculously easy question.*
Cavebrute: *Says an answer so wrong and irrelevant that it makes the most incompetent of morons shake their heads in disbelief.*
Cavebrute: *Says an answer so wrong and irrelevant that it makes the most incompetent of morons shake their heads in disbelief.*
by binmunbruce December 15, 2019
Community Service Base. A holiday camp for criminals who are rewarded for actions such as beating someone up with a shovel or selling cocaine. The CS Base consists of an art room, a workshop, a DVD room and a CS yard where the participants are allowed to play around with paint and machinery like a nursery classroom. The CS Van commonly runs free days out to cut grass and stand around smoking weed.
Ned: I'm off to do my unpaid work order at the CS Base.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
by binmunbruce August 30, 2019
A DWP employee who is under a sworn oath from the government to prevent anyone and everyone from claiming benefits.
Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*
by binmunbruce August 30, 2019
An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.
Person 1: I want to go into Springkell to see the river.
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
by binmunbruce June 16, 2019