bill clinton's definitions

role-playing

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson

Ahh... cumin...ahh. elektra yeah!!!!!

by Bill Clinton February 16, 2005

Bill Clinton

This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City:
"Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."

The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.

by Bill Clinton December 7, 2004

skuz

Very ugly chick

Many members of the National Organization of Women are considered to be Skuzzy looking. That woman is a real Skuz

by Bill Clinton August 30, 2003

lewinsky

A cigar holder

I need to put my cigar in lewinsky

by bill clinton June 2, 2003

boomawang

A crooked penis, shaped like a banana.
Name derived from boomerang and wang

Monica: Bill is that a boomawang?!?!

by Bill Clinton May 4, 2004