beverlyfreakinwhite's definitions

queeriental

1. A homosexual Asian person, derogatory.
2. Tacky home decor typical to some older gay Asian men, often consisting of white floors and walls, and white and black furniture, faux Roman columns and statues (often nude male figure), excessively large wall or floor-mounted mirrors, large fur pillows, small puffy dogs, for example.

1. This bar is crawling with queerientals.

2. Many West Hollywood apartments retain the queeriental style in its original form.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

blackbugging

(verb) Sending repeated and annoying instant messages to someone via BlackBerry text message.

I gave this dumb twat my bb pin the other night, and she's been blackbugging me ever since.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 7, 2009

hangnail

A car accident wherein a driver committing a hanging left trailer is struck by a driver traveling through the same intersection legally. Common in Los Angeles.

She totaled her new car in a hangnail with a truck at LaBrea and Melrose.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

renegay

(noun) A gay person who flouts the rules and customs of the gay community. A homosexual outlaw.

Todd's openly gay, but he lives in Anaheim, drives a truck and plays hockey - he's a total renegay.

by beverlyfreakinwhite June 13, 2009

sitcrit

Situation critical.

Brian is sitcrit, and we need to find him a bathroom immediately.

by beverlyfreakinwhite June 27, 2009

post-post-facebook

Condition of life after one has created and then deleted a facebook account.

After going post-post-facebook, you will be able to re-forget dozens of high school acquaintances.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009