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12 definitions by benthrer

 
1.
The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.
Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .
by benthrer March 20, 2008
 
2.
The Monday after the Super Bowl when your boss takes the day off.
I don't give a rats ass about stupid bowl sunday, but I do look forward to Super Bowl Monday.
by benthrer February 07, 2010
 
3.
Something that a great many intelligent and creative people have problems with. The lack of this skill is a cause for alarm among the English majors. Mechanical memorisation that is beat into you in grade school that causes a life long dislike for the English language
If Spelling is the essence of great writing why don't we have a great proofreaders section at the library ?
by benthrer March 21, 2008
 
4.
A holiday that is so crappy and stressful you would rather be working.
I always volunteer to work on a holidud. There is no one here, not much to do and I can relax.
by benthrer March 19, 2008
 
5.
A holiday that makes no sense to an outsider.
Why do you get drunk on St Patrick's' Day ? In Ireland we go to church. and spend the day with our families. I don't understand your holiduh.
by benthrer March 19, 2008
 
6.
A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.
by benthrer March 07, 2010
 
7.
A valuable item that suddenly became totally worthless. Enron stock is the ultimate dead pig.
I heard this snap and knew my cpu was a dead pig. My company went bankrupt my pension is a dead pig. My cow has mad cow diseases it's a dead pig.
by benthrer March 21, 2008