benthrer's definitions

Red Green

The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.

Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .

by benthrer March 20, 2008

book of tard

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.

When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.

by benthrer March 23, 2008

Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl when your boss takes the day off.

I don't give a rats ass about stupid bowl sunday, but I do look forward to Super Bowl Monday.

by benthrer February 7, 2010

St Patrick

A servant of God who was ordered to convert the snakes and drive out the Irish. Unfortunately like most of the Irish he was drunk and got it reversed.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is a myth. The Irish ate them all during a famine.

by benthrer March 7, 2010

holiduh

A holiday that makes no sense to an outsider.

Why do you get drunk on St Patrick's' Day ? In Ireland we go to church. and spend the day with our families. I don't understand your holiduh.

by benthrer March 19, 2008

thug life

The belief that what ever damage I may do to others is OK because others have damaged me. I want what I want now and I don't care what I have to do to get it, or who I damage or destroy in the process. I feel no remorse, and regard conscience as a sign of weakness. I don't consider the future because I know I have none. When I die I will leave behind little copies of myself who will have to struggle with the thug lifestyle I've left behind. I will be morned by none and forgotten by all, because it was easier to be a thug than a husband and a father.

You can wrap thug life in all the bullshit you want, it's still the way of the loser. Wiggers can play thug life and go home to mommy and daddy when they get tired of it. Where will your kids go when the thug lifestyle gets tired of you?

by benthrer March 26, 2008

holidud

A holiday that is so crappy and stressful you would rather be working.

I always volunteer to work on a holidud. There is no one here, not much to do and I can relax.

by benthrer March 19, 2008