12 definitions by ben kenobi

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by ben kenobi May 30, 2005

Good Charlotte

A rather pathetic band that no one really likes. See Simple Plan (my definition).

You're going to play Good Charlotte at your party? You loser!

by ben kenobi May 30, 2005

Peter Griffin

The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.

One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"

by ben kenobi May 30, 2005

hebe

A racial slur against either people of Jewish decent or people practicing the religion of Judaism.

As one of Jewish decent who is currently practicing Judaism, it is against my moral beliefs to put an example.

by ben kenobi May 30, 2005

Dave Barry

The absolute best comedian/humorist ever to grace the Earth with his presence. He has written such books as "Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States" and "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Support him in any way you can.

The first major president to be elected after the War of 1812 was President Monroe Doctrine, who became famous by developing the policy for which he is named. This policy, which is still in efect today, states that:

1. Other nations are NOT ALLOWED to mess around with the internal affairs of nations in this hemisphere.
2. But we are.
3. Ha-ha-ha.

by ben kenobi June 12, 2005