5 definitions by beedo202
Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
by beedo202 December 19, 2010
Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.
Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.
by beedo202 December 19, 2010
taking a shit and then inserting the "nuggets" into the girls butt and then proceeding to fuck her in the butt, then she shits out the "roasted nuggets".
by beedo202 December 9, 2010
A man shits in a girls mouth, then she spits it into another girls ass. She then takes a huge mega shit that clogs the toilet.
by beedo202 December 19, 2010
When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.
Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
by beedo202 December 19, 2010