5 definitions by beans are very nice

Penis

beans

beans?
yeah, beans.
beans is penis

by beans are very nice January 26, 2022

Nothing

Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?

What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!

by beans are very nice January 26, 2022

FORTNITE

A desease that plauges the ages between 5-11. If you have this at a higher age, go get fucking help, you twat.

Kid: I LOVE FORTNITE, WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME????!??!??!1/11/?!!1
Dude: Sure, I guess.

34 Year Old Man: CAN U PLEY FARTNEIGHT WITH MEEEEEE?!?!??1/1??!?!?
Dude: W- What the fuck? STOP TRYING TO SEE MY TESTICLES YOU RETARD!

by beans are very nice January 26, 2022

eugheb

If you searched "eugheb" here, you might have a stroke, but if not, you're lucky you didn't get a stroke.

1: "eugheb"
2: "What?"
1: "EUGEB"
2: "I think you have a stroke, lets get to the hospital.
1: "EEEEHHHAHHAHHAHHAH"

by beans are very nice March 29, 2022

Cum

A slang word for semen, semen, which is a reproductive liquid.

Anne: Don't Stop!
Todd: I- I have to! Im about to cum!
Anne: Don't tell me.
Todd: I didn't bring a condom.
Anne: Shit!
Todd begins to fill hot cum into her.

by beans are very nice January 26, 2022