5 definitions by bam!

bamified

to be joked or ridiculed by somebody named Brett.

Yo, you just got yo ass bamified!

by bam! November 19, 2004

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

by bam! October 24, 2003

The process in which two lesbian or bisexual females rub their nude vaginas together to achieve stimulation.

I caught Jessica and Rebecca clashing clams in their dorm room, so I offered them my organic dildo. We all had a good time after that!

by bam! October 24, 2003

A vagina that has not been trimmed of pubic hair in years. Popular in the late 1960's and early 1970's.

I ate her furrburger last night, and I woke up coughing up hairballs.

by bam! October 24, 2003

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

by bam! October 24, 2003