11 definitions by balls to tha wall

when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves
i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear
by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004
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when your're really hungry and don't have your own microwave
the poop in the toilet was really cold and Andrea wanted a hot lunch
by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004
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while fucking a girl from behind, you stick both of your forefingers in the corners of her mouth and lift up and away creating the joker
it didnt look like she was enjoying the anal sex as much as i was so i gave her the joker
by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004
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when a guys stomach hangs lower than his dick do
the girl had trouble finding the cock because of his giant dick do
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when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno
jane gets a lot of practice at the porn flip
by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004
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when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.
the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer
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the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.
by balls to tha wall July 31, 2004
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