bakerd812's definitions

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

pus

the white shit that comes out of a zit when you pop it

Damn! I got pus on the mirror when I popped that zit!

by bakerd812 February 10, 2004

bullmilk

semen of human or animal

Hey, I heard your teacher milked the bull.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004