68 definitions by backotruck

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

by backotruck June 15, 2012

Traumical

A comical situation that results in trauma.

Although Steve has been a unicyclist for 21 years, it took a traumical incident with his pants-leg to make them gather.

by backotruck May 29, 2013

Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.

That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.

by backotruck January 16, 2012

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 22, 2011

Fistlocation

Dislocating a jaw with a fist.

About the time you realize that you're in the same room as Chuck Norris is the time he is making plans to commit fistlocation on somebody ELSE'S jaw.

by backotruck May 30, 2012

Twitthab

Rehab for Tweeters.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team to prevent more retarded tweets. He is in Twitthab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011

Tweethab

Rehab for Twitterers.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team because of retarded tweets. Ashton is in Tweethab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011