108 definitions by authOOr

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

Fundo wanted arnal sex, but his wife, Fundita, felt like denying him the arnus.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

by authOOr July 11, 2006

VAGINA is that North American pussy, excluding Canada, Greenland, Hawaii, Mexico and the Central American countries.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

The greatest pick-up line known to man. It keeps the ladies wondering.

Fundo: Hey girl, I have X-ray vision.
Girl: Oh really? Then, what's behind door number 1?
Fundo: Come with me and I'll show you.
Girl: Ooooh weee!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 26, 2006