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108 definitions by authOOr

 
1.
Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
by authOOr February 15, 2007
 
2.
It's what's poppin'.
Nudder: What's poppin', homie?
Homie: Your pimple.
Nudder: Damn. You're right. Look at all that puss.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
 
3.
One who is eighteen years old.
Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.
by authOOr August 24, 2006
 
4.
JOE
Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.
This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.
by authOOr August 08, 2006
 
5.
A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
by authOOr October 16, 2006
 
6.
Porn involving dyslexia.
Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.
by authOOr June 18, 2006
 
7.
The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.
by authOOr July 10, 2006