11 definitions by auth00r
The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.
Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
by auth00r June 20, 2006
Fundo thought he was pimping his relationship whore, until he found out that he wasn't getting his pimp cut.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
by auth00r June 20, 2006
The misspelling of penis.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.
Fundo was out in the jungle, shooting marbles, when he encountered a hungry, hungry hip hop anonymous.
by auth00r June 20, 2006