11 definitions by auth00r

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The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.
Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.
Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe.
Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.
Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.
Fundo was out in the jungle, shooting marbles, when he encountered a hungry, hungry hip hop anonymous.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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A penis to dyslexicons.
I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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The bitch that wants to start relationships for the purpose of giving your friends amazing sex.
Fundo thought he was pimping his relationship whore, until he found out that he wasn't getting his pimp cut.
by auth00r June 19, 2006

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