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someone who watches and waits in the same water near two lovers fucking and eventually may retrieve some sperm through water transportation. This person proceeds on to beat off to this event below the rapids.
Yo Ryan watched Amber fuck in the Lehigh, he was in the fuckin water what a river horse. -T.C.
by Ching Chong February 28, 2005

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