austin's definitions

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 7, 2004

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

lamez

something that is lame...or undeserving of recongintion...LAMEZ

that movie was so lamez...

by austin November 23, 2003

azure

One of the finest convertibles ever to hit the streets.

Nas: Blaze a 50, sit back in the drop top Azure bentley, across from me, this chic that make bobby divorce whitney, top down nightmare blow her hair sky black stars glow the face on the moon stare

by austin July 27, 2004

hussled

To knowingly take advantage of, or steal from an individual, or corporation at your own will

Damn, you hear how Austin hussled Block Buster for that movie!?

by Austin April 17, 2003