atemperman's definitions

captain

v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly

I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!

by atemperman April 20, 2003

eight inches

An imprecise unit of length. When used by a man describing the length of his penis, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half inches.

Rico said he had eight inches, but you'd have to be generous to say six-and-three-quarters.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

episiotomy

A surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectum and the vagina so as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening.

Your head is so fat that your mom had to have an episiotomy to have you.

by atemperman February 6, 2004

googolplex

The number represented by 1 followed by a googol zeros. Often misspelled as "google", a search engine.

Dude, your mom's so fat, she's like a googolplex pounds.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

frothy

A word used to describe the mixture of lubricant and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, also known as santorum.

Man, last night's santorum was the frothiest yet!

by atemperman January 24, 2004

failurrific

describing or characterized by an impressive failure

Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

Foppish

"Foppish" might mean "fruity" (or, better, "characteristic of a formal, effeminate man") but it speaks only to the outward behavior of someone, not to their orientation. David Hyde Pierce in most of his roles (incl. Frasier's brother in Frasier) is foppish, but he's not a homosexual (and neither is Frasier's brother).

by atemperman October 6, 2003