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23 definitions by atemperman

 
8.
A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 21, 2006
 
9.
A common misspelling of "googolplex", which is the number represented by a 1 followed by a googol zeros.
Your mom is so fat, she weighs nearly a googleplex pounds.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
 
10.
disadvantage.
Yeah, but one of the disads of going out with Lisa is that she has a moustache.
by atemperman October 13, 2003
 
11.
describing or characterized by an impressive failure
Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.
by atemperman April 20, 2003
 
12.
A surgical procedue in which a slit is made connecting the rectum and the vagina so as to aid in childbirth. Results in a (hopefully temporary) cloaca-like opening.
Your head is so fat that your mom had to have an episiotomy to have you.
by atemperman February 06, 2004
 
13.
The number represented by 1 followed by a googol zeros. Often misspelled as "google", a search engine.
Dude, your mom's so fat, she's like a googolplex pounds.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
 
14.
the superfluous addition of a suffix to a word, usually adding a suffix to make a word a certain part of speech even though that word is already that part of speech, e.g. adding '-ulate' to 'shit' to make 'shitulate,' which has the same denotation as 'shit.'
Beth's suffixification of the word "happy" to "happitudinousness" was a bit excessive.
by atemperman April 20, 2003