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tall

1. The ironically-named smallest size of coffee that can be ordered at certain coffee establishments, such as Starbuck's.

2. Having a long penis.
(def 1.) If I drink anything more than a tall, I'll be up all night.

(def 2.) Andrew may have small hands, but his girlfriend says he's tall.
by atemperman January 25, 2004
mugGet the tallmug.

de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 27, 2006
mugGet the de fellationibus non curat lexmug.

peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".
Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?
by atemperman January 24, 2004
mugGet the penimug.

oxbridge

A term combining "Oxford" and "Cambridge", the two oldest and most prestigious English universities.
The centrality of alcohol to social life is something that eve Oxbridge shares with the rest of the British universities.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
mugGet the oxbridgemug.

frothy

A word used to describe the mixture of lubricant and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, also known as santorum.
Man, last night's santorum was the frothiest yet!
by atemperman January 24, 2004
mugGet the frothymug.

verbum

1. Meant to have the same denotation as word, i.e., a term used to indicate agreement or assent or approval. Somewhere between "cool" and "okay". The word is used by people with a rudimentary to thorough knowledge of Latin (in which it means "word"), generally ironically, as it results from the application of an elevated, academic language to a "street" or "ghetto" term. The "v" is usually pronounced as an English "w", as that is how consonantal "v" is pronounced in classical Latin.
X: Hey, I got straight 800s on my GREs!
Y: Verbum!
by atemperman January 25, 2004
mugGet the verbummug.

disad

disadvantage.
Yeah, but one of the disads of going out with Lisa is that she has a moustache.
by atemperman October 13, 2003
mugGet the disadmug.

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