atemperman's definitions

wowi

noun: physical intimacy wherein one or more participants contact the genitals of other participant(s), without specification as to whether any sort of penetration occurs. Having wowi is distinict from a "hook up," in that the latter connotes casualness or occurrence outside of a relationship. From the initial letters of "with or without intercourse."

Marcus and I just had some of the best wowi I'd ever had.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

googleplex

A common misspelling of "googolplex", which is the number represented by a 1 followed by a googol zeros.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs nearly a googleplex pounds.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

cap

verb: to shoot a person with a handgun

If I ever become a personal-injury lawyer, then cap me in the head.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

googolplex

The number represented by 1 followed by a googol zeros. Often misspelled as "google", a search engine.

Dude, your mom's so fat, she's like a googolplex pounds.

by atemperman January 24, 2004

failurrific

describing or characterized by an impressive failure

Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.

by atemperman April 20, 2003

captain

v.t.; to appropriate unabashedly and often imperiously something not belong to oneself, usu. not of great value; to steal shamelessly

I put my coat on the back of that chair to reserve it, but Bob just came over and captained my seat!

by atemperman April 20, 2003