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cap

verb: to shoot a person with a handgun
If I ever become a personal-injury lawyer, then cap me in the head.
by atemperman April 20, 2003
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PSR

Acronym for "pretty sorry research". Resembles acronyms such as "ESR" and "EPR", which are legitimate scientific terms.
After the laser broke, we were reduced to doing PSR for a month.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.
How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.
by atemperman January 25, 2004
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tall

1. The ironically-named smallest size of coffee that can be ordered at certain coffee establishments, such as Starbuck's.

2. Having a long penis.
(def 1.) If I drink anything more than a tall, I'll be up all night.

(def 2.) Andrew may have small hands, but his girlfriend says he's tall.
by atemperman January 25, 2004
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oxbridge

A term combining "Oxford" and "Cambridge", the two oldest and most prestigious English universities.
The centrality of alcohol to social life is something that eve Oxbridge shares with the rest of the British universities.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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eight inches

An imprecise unit of length. When used by a man describing the length of his penis, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and seven-and-a-half inches.
Rico said he had eight inches, but you'd have to be generous to say six-and-three-quarters.
by atemperman January 24, 2004
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dignitude

noun: the quality that appears the possessor as dignity but appears to others as foolishness. Originated in a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit in which Al Gore and George W. Bush are playing Scrabble, and Bush attempts to add the word "dignitude." Gore challenges him to use it in a sentence, and Bush replies, "George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude."
George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude.
by atemperman April 20, 2003
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