asshat's definitions

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

larathiel

a death elf with a serious enferiority complex.

EFC is such a larathiel

by asshat April 28, 2004

Impy

That NS guy who asks for man secks, but asks for just a little more.. His spelling skills is the same as a retarded kid in the 3rd grade

Impy is the sort of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, but wouldnt have the balls to swap over.

by ASSHAT December 7, 2003

Fadunk

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

by Asshat November 18, 2003