ashteroid's definitions

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

9/11

The day American money stopped funding the IRA in Northern Ireland and the troubles that claimed over 3000 lives in the UK over 30 years effectively stopped. The Irish American's had to think about the reality of what we call terrorism. It became untenable, which helped bring peace to Britain and Ireland. Every cloud has a silver lining, ask the people of Belfast.

"Shit, we've been attacked"

"oh dear, this is awful. better stop those Noraid contributions since 9/11"

by ashteroid May 22, 2007

the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.

An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.

by ashteroid April 18, 2007

usa

A country that regards itself as the greatest in the world but only 10% of americans have passports. How would they know then?

Are you going to Europe on holiday or the USA? Where's Europe?

by ashteroid April 9, 2007

sculptured

When a person is far too high on cocaine, edgy and arrogant.

When someone has done too much chilsel they become sculptured, as a chisel is used to make a sculpture.

by Ashteroid November 10, 2008

Twat Eyes

An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.

"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

war

The complete breakdown of human civilisation.

war, the language of the inarticulate

by ashteroid May 22, 2007