ant's definitions

Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

by Ant April 23, 2005

salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.

I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!

by Ant June 3, 2004

poopanbinder

A poopanbinder is a word to describe somebody that has no freinds.

Amy is poopanbinderish.

by Ant April 22, 2004

tap-room lawyer

A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi

Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!

by ant July 23, 2004

sheep pimp

A pimp of sheep. Usually found in Wales, or else is a Welsh talking... gentleman.

"Damn that sheep pimp, he feckin' gave me a ram!"

by Ant October 9, 2004

Grotty

a commonly used word...originally from the 80's

a nun squatting down in a cucumber field

by Ant April 12, 2005

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004