ant's definitions

water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

by ant September 14, 2004

Minifig

A crazy member of an awsome clan

A pyhsco

by ant November 20, 2003

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

barp

the sound effect generally put with a wheelie on a motobike

baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!! baaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

by ant June 21, 2004

sheep pimp

A pimp of sheep. Usually found in Wales, or else is a Welsh talking... gentleman.

"Damn that sheep pimp, he feckin' gave me a ram!"

by Ant October 9, 2004

Lil' Jon

The crunkest artist in the game.

Did you get that Lil' Jon CD??

by Ant February 18, 2004

I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

by Ant February 18, 2004