by Ant April 11, 2005

by Ant February 18, 2004

A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!
A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ant February 17, 2005

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.
What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'
by ant August 08, 2004
