ant's definitions

Play Away

The best game shop in Kent. The games are cheap the service is friendly and the staff are always willing to help out. You can also play on thier LAN connection against other gamers for only &2.00 an hour. Where else can you find that?

Once, I was out on a trip with my friends. I bought a game, thinking I had enough money for the bus fare home, I bought a game. Later I realised I didn't have enough money. I ran back to the shop, asking for a refund. They gave me the amount of money I needed and let me keep the game!!! If you ever buy any games in Folkestone, make sure they're from Play Away.

by Ant April 23, 2005

Mofone

A really, really, shitty phone.

Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!

by Ant April 23, 2005

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by ant December 5, 2007

paraletic

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.

We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'

by ant July 5, 2004

pronounciation

This word supposedly comes from the verb 'pronounce' but does not in fact exist.
The abstract noun is 'pronunciation' and is widely mispronounced.

'My pronounciation is perfect', declared the student.
'Pronouncing 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation' is a mispronunciation', his teacher corrected.

by ant July 5, 2004

paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic

What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!

by ant July 5, 2004

hair band

The word is used to describe a band That plays a genere of music commonly known 'hair metal'. the music was well known in the 80's, and characterized by: all of the band members having extremely long hair, usually high pitched male vocals, and heavy, piercing, distorted guitars. some examples of bands include; "dokken", "firehouse", and "white lion"

DUDE! "white lion" was definitely a hair band man.

by Ant July 13, 2004