ant's definitions

morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004

Doh

Derived from Homer Simpson, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.

Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW?
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy.
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!

by Ant February 2, 2005

fist

To shove ones fisted hand into another's Billy Ocean or Assho'.

Susan got fisted by her lover Jessica last night. It was DA ILL NANA.

by Ant January 23, 2005

frosty

When you get a deoderant spray can, spray it really close to your skin and make the skin freeze and come off

Shit, That frosty really kills!

by ant January 11, 2005

salabadert

A fucking hilarious noise that you make while having your first period or orgasm.

I fucked this girl who was salabaderting while having her first orgasmic experience as i was skeeting in her eye!

by Ant June 3, 2004

just good friends

what your best friend tries to tell you. When hes bangin' the chick youve wanted since you were 10.

"dont worry man, were just good friends"

by Ant July 13, 2004

Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

by Ant March 30, 2005