A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi
Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!
This word supposedly comes from the verb 'pronounce' but does not in fact exist.
The abstract noun is 'pronunciation' and is widely mispronounced.
'My pronounciation is perfect', declared the student.
'Pronouncing 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation' is a mispronunciation', his teacher corrected.
When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.
"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."
An aquarian animal with scales and fins.
ph-o-ti. phonetics darling!
He be sleepin' wit' da photi.
Warm, sticky whiteish goo that shoots from the end of a males weener, often swalled by:
I cummed all over that slut's nipples!
Derived from Homer Simpson
, this word is used to express frustration, or when you realise you've just done something incredibly stupid.
Guy 1:Have you ever seen a BMW
Guy 2:Hell yes!
Guy 1:Have you ever touched a BMW?
Guy 2:I think so, yeah.
Guy 1:Have you ever licked a BMW?
Guy 2:No, but I wish I could.
Guy 1: BMW stands for Black Mans Willy
Guy 2: DOH!!!!!!!
Simple Plan need a simple plan to save themselves. All my friends are like "Oh my god! I live for Simple Plan and now that that's out i must be a to total punk!" Excuse me but if you want to hear real punk then listen to the sex pistols, ramones, rancid, frenzal rhomb, the meanies, placebo, manic street preachers and primus and YOU WILL FIND THE MEANING OF PUNK MUSIC!!!
FUCK I HATE FUCKING SIMPLE FUCKING PLAn