68 definitions by ant

A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!
A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ant February 17, 2005

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One word:McDonald's.
Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
by Ant February 18, 2004

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A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.
I like masturbating over fjortisar!
by Ant May 16, 2003

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A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.
'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'
by ant August 04, 2004

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Are you lot mentally ill or something? Rape isnt something which you do for fun, its disgusting.
Rape is a digusting crime against human beings.
by Ant February 17, 2005

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