A really, really, shitty phone.
Work you stupid motherfucking Mofone!
A really funny ringtone which has been downloaded in the UK 1 million times. Also avalible for wallpapers, games and loads of other stuff. Its the funniest yet the most annoying ringtone ever made. By the way, it isnt just for chavs!!!!! Everyone bloody has it!
A ding ding ding ding dong don da den dong dong dong a dong dong dong dong dong WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
A young, danish girl, preferably under the age of consent, however photographed in a compromising and risqé position.
I like masturbating over fjortisar!