68 definitions by Ant

Top Definition
1. urine

2. odd referrence to a fire ant

3. anger
1. aww jeez man, hold on a sec i really gotta piss.

2. hey, look out for that colony of piss ants.

3. man, you piss me off.
by ant January 13, 2004
Are you lot mentally ill or something? Rape isnt something which you do for fun, its disgusting.
Rape is a digusting crime against human beings.
by Ant February 17, 2005
The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.
'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'
by ant August 04, 2004
lucky, fortunate (uk slang)
I've just won twenty quid on the fixed odds.
You stuffy twat!
by ant August 11, 2004
The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
by ant August 04, 2004
Named after the assasinated Indian leader, this rather colourful expression refers to the stinging burning sensation one experiences in one's anus when shitting out a curry of the vindaloo or phal variety (i.e. v.hot)
Wow my arsehole is killing me!
Well that's Gandhi's revenge - you shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night.
by ant August 09, 2004
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