Desperation

The most fucking hardest emotion to deal with as a guy. Seriously, the desperation over women makes you want to kill yourself. All it takes is physical beauty, a sweet voice and seductive body language and facial expressions and a normal guy will be overpowered by such greed to want to fuck the beautiful goddess that he just met like 5 minutes ago. But once she decides to leave (in a teasing manner of course), it's like the feeling of having your money taking away, or someone who you really love and trust simply abandon you. Imagine a loved one or a friend promising to meet and spend time with you, only to abandon you and you'll realize the magnitude of the hell that single guys go through. Or try to imagine having to function without food or sleep.

Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.
After watching a movie involving seduction and sex, so many guys will feel desperation, and envious at the fact that it didn't happen to them. It's painful and sad to be the ones who lose out in such a competitive and vicious game of sexuality.
by anonymous6812 December 06, 2008
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game

The competition that a guy faces if you go to try to get a girl for a date or for sex. The game tends to be totally awesome if you are a confident guy since you are on top of the world and can pick up many chicks to fuck. If you are an average frusterated chump AFC on the other hand, practicing the game will lower your self confidence to the point of suicidal depression.
Wow. After trying the game for 6 months I have gotten nowhere except to become a depressed fucking retarded faggot. I think I'll go hang myself off a bridge or do a Budd Dwyer act in front of everyone at a club/bar scene with a bunch of asshole men and stuck up women just for lulz.
by anonymous6812 October 27, 2008
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Half hour news hour

A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.

A good example of epic fail.
Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?

Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
by anonymous6812 April 08, 2008
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Tom Cruise

He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?

Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
by anonymous6812 April 08, 2008
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OV

Office Visit

This can appear on the back of a health insurance card.
On the back of my card it lists "OV $10". What does that mean?
by anonymous6812 March 22, 2008
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2guys1horse

A 50 second internet shock video where a guy gets fucked in his ass by a horse with a 2 foot cock.

It is generally believed that the man in this video was Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, a man who died from a perforated colon due to injuries of receptive anal sex from horses, and the internet video that has surfaced may be (though it is not proven) the one where he suffered the injuries that lead to his death.
Have you seen 2guys1horse.com? It's even better than 2girls1cup!
by anonymous6812 February 17, 2008
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The Game

The exact opposite of what relationships are supposed to be about: honesty and vulnerability. If you put on an act to get laid, chances are that you are doing so only because you want to impress your friends or impress women. Although if you are living your life merely to impress women or impress your friends, you are not really standing up for yourself.

Don't ever feel that you need to change who you are to impress the crowd. Stand up for yourself and stop playing the game!
I thought that playing The Game was supposed to make people more confident and assertive. Hmmm, instead it seems to make people insecure losers who are unable to accept themselves and feel ashamed if they are viewed as unattractive by their peers. More like the image of self confidence and assertiveness rather than honestly feeling that way.
by anonymous6812 April 11, 2010
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