anonymous's definitions

scruffs

A scrotum munching sewer-rat that prefers men with hairy balls and sports a mullet; Lindsay Meyer.

I just watched Scruffs nibble on the soft tissue of the male reproductive organ.

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

wizz

To urinate.

Damn, I have to take a wizz.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

pizzle

the pink thing that comes out of a dog's dick.

"i see my doggie's pizzle every morning"...said jimmy

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

Nerd

Someone who gets straight A's. Or actually TRIES in school. I'm a "math nerd." If you believe in labels, that is.....most people in my school would rather be a prep than a nerd. I believe the opposite. Nerds have a little "group" at school and we talk about cool stuff. Like computers, math, and science. (okay maybe some people may think we're weird.) Most "nerds" like math, science, and getting grades. Most "nerds" like school. Geeks are wanna-be-nerds. Don't confuse us with them. Heh heh. Just kidding.....or am I? A lot of them are also really hott.....lol. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a stereotypical nerd, as are not many nerds are. Most nerds wear supposedly "preppy" clothes with cool glasses (they are not the ugly thick black kind).

*sigh* that nerd is so hott.....

by Anonymous October 15, 2006

Whitey killin'

Adjective: used in the same context as "fantastic," "wonderful" or "great."

"Those are some whitey killin' beats, yo!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

cat collector

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003