18347 definitions by anonymous

when something is really fucked up
Joe is acting all fucky today.
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
is so hot ... i guess it runs in the family ... has the hottest cousin
oo i want that family!!!
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
A gay sex act involving two men, where one of the men stands on his head while the other casually eats Frankenberry cereal out of the inverter's ass.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
To have oneself in complete composure; to make sure things are running smoothly
If you're going to go parachuting in the nude, make sure you have your ducks in a row.
by Anonymous May 06, 2003
1. The grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. Computer Science. An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.
Jerds gives Spengler The Handshake™.
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
traped in the pit falls of sin since 1979!
social distortion is the best band ever and always will be!!
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

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