an_absolute_idiot's definitions

Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.

"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020

Bee

A wonderful creature that helps pollinate crops. Sadly, humans are killing bees with DUMB PESTICIDES and eventually the world will explode and we will all die because of people killing bees, these cute little animals.

"Hey look! A bee!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020