Definitions by alvinsanity

LOLafel 

"LOL" for Middle Eastern people. It's regional, it has character.

Goes well with "teeheeni"

Adil: My pita ripped and sprayed tahini and hummus all over my boss
Fatima: LOLafel

LOLafel by alvinsanity July 19, 2009

ouche 

It's just like touché (meaning "touched" in French) except it's ouche, without an accent and the faggy Frenchyness.

American: Canada freezes my balls
Canadian: At least we're not Mexico touchers
American: Ouche...ouche

ouche by alvinsanity August 24, 2008

Forderon 

Pronounced "Forderón". Nickname given to the Toronto Raptors' prolific point guard duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon. They shared the position from 2006-2008 until Ford was traded to Indiana in a six player trade in June 2008.

Other variations: Caldeford or T.Jose Caldeford

"But now the Raptors have an answer for all of that. Thanks to the prolific posters at Realgm.com, their two-headed, four-named duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon has been shortened to Forderon for the sake of brevity and, truth be told, accuracy.

The big-name one names dominate the top of the NBA's point guard statistics, which ideally communicate both efficiency and generosity.

Chris Paul leads the NBA with an average of 10.6 assists a game. Kidd is second with 10.4, while Williams has 10 and Nash and Davis have 8.9 and 8.8, respectively.

But Forderon might be superior to all of them. Ford is sixth in assists with an average of 8.1 a game, while Calderon is tied for 14th with 6.6. No other point guard duo has two halves in the top 20 in the league."

-Michael Grange writing about Forderon in a Globe and Mail article

Forderon by alvinsanity August 24, 2008

wrongathon 

Someone who is wrong about everything for which they have an opinion. These people seem to take great delight in being on the losing side of any argument.

hemant is a wrongathon

wrongathon by alvinsanity September 19, 2006

electric city

how fobs pronounce 'electricity'

fob: my electric city bill was through the roof last month yaar

electric city by alvinsanity July 6, 2006

penis maximus 

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

penis maximus by alvinsanity June 11, 2006

jesus horse 

A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist

non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game
jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?
non-jesushead: I hate you

jesus horse by alvinsanity May 27, 2006