Stackhouse

N. A woman with a particularly large rack. Derived from the colloquial term "stacked," referring to large breasts, combined with the word "house," to imply that the woman's chest is the housing of the breasts. "Stackhouse" is always used as a noun, and never as an adjective, and always refers to the woman, and not her breasts (i.e., "She has a stackhouse" would not be appropriate, while, "She is a stackhouse" would be).

Derivatives: A stackhouse, a stack house, a stackedhouse, a stacked house.

1. "Do you see that chick over there with the big ass titties? Damn, bra, she is a stackhouse!"

2. Frat Guy 1, "Yo dude, I was totally going to hook up with this fly-ass stackhouse last night."
Frat Guy 2, "Oh yeah, what happened?"
Frat Guy 1, "She saw my chodemander and totally freaked out."

by Captain Hot Pocket January 3, 2009

Stackhouse

A repulsive individual known for his inability to do anything. This individual of short stature has the ability to give Rip van Winkle a run for his money. Always found either napping or "tired." Makes Pig-pen seem like a neat-nick. Confused sexually; he is a man who thinks he is a woman; he likes men, but dates women. Can never commit to anything except free food. Is preparing to give birth to his first born.

Stackhouse entered the station, as he walked in the turnout gear walked out.

by Magnum April 14, 2004

Stackhoused

Cheating and being abusive towards the one gal that has loved him more than anyone ever in his life.Shes stayed in a tent in the cold with him.Spooned him like his spirit really needed.Waited to be able to see him at a moment's notice.She has withstood the mental tests, appreciated the repeated stories of his life ,listened to the things he's taught her.She has fell in love with the uncleaned smell of his skin,and has hidden in fear when he yells at her,calls the cops,and threatens to never see her again.She has been "Stackhoused."

I am addicted to the smell of his neck...I have been so "Stackhoused". I don't know if I can ever recover.

by Sweethearted December 20, 2019

Stackhoused

Cheating and being abusive towards the one gal that has loved him more than anyone ever in his life.Shes stayed in a tent in the cold with him.Spooned him like his spirit really needed.Waited to be able to see him at a moment's notice.She has withstood the mental tests, appreciated the repeated stories of his life ,listened to the things he's taught her.She has fell in love with the uncleaned smell of his skin,and has hidden in fear when he yells at her,calls the cops,and threatens to never see her again.She has been "Stackhoused."

I am addicted to the smell of his neck...I have been so "Stackhoused". I don't know if I can ever recover.

by Sweethearted December 20, 2019

stackhouse

Named in honor of NBA player Jerry Stackhouse who was notorious for inflating his scoring average (ppg) by scoring meaningless baskets in garbage time, long after the outcome of the game had been decided and the opposing team had taken it's starters out.

They were down by 50 in the fourth quarter, but they they scored two stackhouse TD's to make it look respectable. He scored 16 points but 10 of those were stackhouse points.

by tommy reynolds January 6, 2008

Stackhousing

(v.) To sleep with a different woman than the one you slept with the night before, often more than once. Orginates from the

horndog character Jason Stackhouse on HBO's hit TV series True Blood. Stackhousing is done by people not in serious

relationships, and not to be confused with cheating.

Jon: So how'd the other night go with Molly?

Jim: That went fine, but I totally Stackhoused it and slept with Sarah last night, and that was even better!

Alex: It's not cheating, it's Stackhousing!

by Jim Z. February 15, 2009

Jason Stackhouse

The older brother of Sookie Stackhouse in the HBO series True Blood based off of the Charlaine Harris novels.

Andy Bellefleur: Jason Stackhouse must be the murderer!

by fangbanger3 August 11, 2009