alice's definitions

purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

by alice January 19, 2005

nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong

boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)

by alice March 7, 2005

tinkerbell

Tinkerbell - also known as 'Tinks': A small, hyperactive girl who likes to play with the fairies. Fairies are a tinkerbell's best friend, these are the people she loves the most and so refers to as fairies...
Tinkerbell may be prone to dressing up as a fairy (tutu, wings, ballet shoes ets.) and giving out magical wishes.

ah ya know the ones. small, annoyingly energetic, bouncy, blonde, small, small...

by alice February 22, 2005

stone butch

A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.

The stone butch did not even allow her long-time lover to see her naked.

by alice November 7, 2003

kurt cobain

Kurt Cobain was the lead singer and guitarist of the band Nirvana. Kurt Cobain was very good at writing songs. He died in 1994, only 27 years old. Some people say he committed suicide, others believe he was murdered by his wife, Courtney Love. Lots of people (mostly teenage boys) have their hair cut like him because to like Kurt Cobain is considered cool. I think this is quite sad, because apparantly Kurt was not a very cool person, and someone who I know, practically worships Kurt, and he is very cool. Everyone likes him, and he despises uncool people, such as me. I think you know who you are, Mr Richardson.

Will Richardson: Guess what
Alice Fellows: What
Will Richardson: I've got my hair cut like Kurt Cobain!
Alice: wow
Will Richardson: Yeah I know! I rule!

by Alice January 9, 2005

witjoit

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.

I used the Witjoit on the fucker.

by Alice January 3, 2005

aggro

aggressive, argumentative

look, don't get aggro with me!

by Alice August 14, 2003