alice's definitions

keane

A British band consisting of three men from the mecca of ennui that is Hastings in Sussex. Their lead singer looks like a small-mouthed hobbit, and they write piano-based tunes with trite lyrics that resemble Coldyplay, David Grey, and British bands in the early twentieth century who fall under the umbrella of the new acoustic movement. Not to be confused with footballer Roy Keane.

Lead singer Tom Chaplin has a nice voice, but unfortunately it is wasted on dull songs that attempt to soar but never really take off. Their biggest single is probably Everybody's Changing, used as Eastenders background music, and their first single was released on Indie record label Fierca Panda. Who consequently let them be signed by a major label, Island, as they realised they were a bunch of cobblers.

"Like a lot of people, we've gone into making music because we're not terribly brilliant at expressing things. None of us are your bog-standard, confident, outgoing rockstar types." - Pianist Tim Oxley-Rice, quoted from drownedinsound.com.

by Alice September 2, 2004

nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong

boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)

by alice March 7, 2005

purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

by alice January 19, 2005

zom-zom

A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.

i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!

by Alice February 11, 2005

The Cus

A provocative dance done by playas and pimps alike, which usually entails a quick rotation of the torso and lower regions while arms are brought to chest height moving in opposite direction. A leg may also be brought up to add extra heat to the dance.

warning:Often this dance will entise large quantites of the opposite sex to throw themseves at you.

Wow look at Mayu bump and grind with Gus she really cant resist it when he does the cus.

by Alice September 10, 2003

Yansy

Kind, cute, charming, somewhat sensitive, and hardworking

Yansy is a kind person who likes to help his friends.

by Alice September 30, 2023

boo-boo

another word for an injury for a child, like a scrape or cut

by Alice May 5, 2003