alice's definitions

zom-zom

A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.

i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!

by Alice February 11, 2005

purgatory

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

by alice January 19, 2005

nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong

boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)

by alice March 7, 2005

dicklit

Term sometimes used to refer to a wordtransman/word's clitoris.

by alice November 7, 2003

chimbo

an imaginary word

by alice March 22, 2003

polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.

That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!

by Alice October 19, 2003

jayde

the hottest chick

damn that girls jayde!

by alice April 9, 2004