25 definitions by ali t

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by ali t April 9, 2003

Corn Hole

To stick your wang in her ass

Dude I corn holed his wife last night.

by ali t April 3, 2003

road law

A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.

Also known as A25

Check out that guy, that's road law right there.

by ali t April 9, 2003

turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

by ali t May 26, 2005

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by ali t May 15, 2003

dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

by ali t April 28, 2003

orgasam doner

A person who gives orgasams to others.

I am an orgasam doner. Don't beleive me? Well maybee you should ask your mom.

by ali t April 28, 2003