alexander's definitions

Juneau

Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.

No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.

by Alexander March 8, 2005

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014

Rednaxela

The 1337est mofo that ever did own your n00b ass.

Rednaxela | alexandeR

Oh my God, Rednaxela just r0x0red me.

by Alexander November 25, 2003

washed down

have a snack and drink something.

I had a sandwish washed down with beer.

by Alexander July 11, 2003

Westholm

As an adjective, used to indicate supremacy; as a noun, Westholm refers to a most singular individual, whose adventures are legendary; as a verb, synonymous with coitus.

adjective: You're not very westholm...
noun: As a child, my mother often told me tales of Westholm's triumph.
verb: To westholm is very enjoyable.
all: It would be westholm to westholm with Westholm.

by Alexander February 18, 2005

kebab

Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.

"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"

by Alexander May 31, 2004

powderface

Person who is either addicted to cocaine or does it very frequently.

Jane is a powderface, look at how thin she is.

by alexander January 11, 2004