alexander's definitions

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014

Juneau

Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.

No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.

by Alexander March 8, 2005

Rednaxela

The 1337est mofo that ever did own your n00b ass.

Rednaxela | alexandeR

Oh my God, Rednaxela just r0x0red me.

by Alexander November 25, 2003

washed down

have a snack and drink something.

I had a sandwish washed down with beer.

by Alexander July 11, 2003

flizznipity

an exclamation of positive or neutral suprise / astonishment

John came home to find that his cat had given birth and the first word out of his mouth was "flizznipity".

by Alexander July 24, 2003

puff

german word for whorehouse/brothel.

ay mann, auf geht's nach der Puff!

ay man, lets go to the whore house.

by Alexander February 17, 2005

nappa

An derogative name for someone of a different racial creed to that of your own, usually someone who has offended you.

"Some nappa has pilfred me pillons lid" = Some person of other creed has stolen my bicycle helmet

by alexander May 1, 2004