alexander's definitions

digga

in germany used by mostly turkish rappers like Samy Deluxe, to refer like nigga but digga by the D in Deutschland(german for germany)

was is los digga? what is up digga in german/

by Alexander December 7, 2004

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014

Juneau

Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.

No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.

by Alexander March 8, 2005

nigelic

You are nigelic if and when you are faced with a problem, irregardless of difficulty, and you immediately announce that "this is so easy" to the world. On closer examination you realize that the problem wasn't so easy and your claim to being epitome of intellectualism is a sham.

Man, I showed him a quantum mechanics problem and he immediately declared that it was so easy. Needless to say he didn't know where to start, he's so nigelic.

by Alexander March 22, 2005

washed down

have a snack and drink something.

I had a sandwish washed down with beer.

by Alexander July 11, 2003

kebab

Often encountered after consuming considerable amounts of alcohol after a night out on town.

"damn, I could really go for a kebab right now!"

"Kheebaaab! Me whanth khebab!"

"There is something funny about this kebab"

"Hey dude, what's that white stuff coming from your kebab?"

by Alexander May 31, 2004

Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.

"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."

by Alexander July 23, 2004