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Faux-merican

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.
"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."
by Alexander July 23, 2004
mugGet the Faux-mericanmug.

Manslut

A man of which has many other male lovers
"tal is such a manslut"
by alexander November 30, 2003
mugGet the Manslutmug.

washed down

I had a sandwish washed down with beer.
by Alexander July 11, 2003
mugGet the washed downmug.

Rednaxela

The 1337est mofo that ever did own your n00b ass.

Rednaxela | alexandeR
Oh my God, Rednaxela just r0x0red me.
by Alexander November 25, 2003
mugGet the Rednaxelamug.

Juneau

Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.
No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.
by Alexander March 8, 2005
mugGet the Juneaumug.

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.
Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.
by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014
mugGet the condomnundrummug.

the smiths

One of the first Indie bands of all time. A brit pop band with Morrisey as the lead singer
damn I had no idea morrisey was A sexual, weird
by alexander November 30, 2003
mugGet the the smithsmug.

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