Definitions by alexa and aisha

lubricant pie 

A foreign dessert that can make you feel better once you've had un pretected sex.

Aisha-Omg i slept with Bill and didnt use a condom
Alexa- Awh, sokay babe have some lubricant pie

lubricant pie by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Cum freq 

cum freq
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.

Miss.b- we are studying CUM FREQ
Class- Yay SPUNKY TIME!!

Cum freq by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Penis wipe 

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.

Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.

Penis wipe by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

s'phit 

A guy thats so fit.

Omg Josh hartnett is s'phit

s'phit by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

mother gayness 

When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.

your sucha lump of mother gayness

mother gayness by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Nincumpoop 

An english term used to describe someone who is generally a pain in the buttock and gets on your tits.

there is also a shop called nincumsoop in westfield shopping centre and it sucks ass so don't go there secksay.

Aisha: OMFG. your like the biggest nincumpoop in the history of mankind. GET YOUR SEXY ASS OVER HERE AND GIZZUS A HUMP.
Alexa: Sure babs.

Aisha: wooooo sexy temps

Nincumpoop by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Sunshine Bath 

This is when you let an accidental spurt of pee trickle into the bath causing a ray of sunshine to enlighten the water. You then have to resort to refilling the entire bath unless you feel the urge to wash in your own urine.
Which is pretty damn sexual TBH.

Alexa: *on the phone* AISHEEEEE i peed in the bath. Help me mofo.
Aisha: Oki sexy ill be right over and bottle that sunshine bath
Alexa: wooooooo sexy temps

Sunshine Bath by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009