alejandro's definitions

dobbs

A word used by old white guys trying to sound hip and cool but have no idea what they're talking about

Dobbs isn't real. Jon doesn't know what he's talking about.

by Alejandro January 17, 2005

pendehomie

Pendehomie refers to "pendejo" in spanish meaning in english stupid or dumb

Hey ese Ill sell you un dulce for $2.00. No, way homes Im not un Pendehomie.

by Alejandro May 13, 2005

tree

a specific event in which a person "pulls something out of his ass"-unbelievable

"That half-court shot was such a tree, that guy is treeing so badly"

by alejandro September 13, 2003

Punk ass

A person who is a general jerk,asshole,or doesn't have any common sense and pisses you off to your tipping point.

Drive faster down the freeway punk ass!

Stop shoving your nuts in my face punk ass!

He left the dishes dirty, that punk ass.

He's such a punk ass for cutting me off in traffic.

by Alejandro November 25, 2014

Faggotron

An erect penis that is visible through a man's pants without him being aware that others can see it.

Eww look at Joe's faggotron!

Dude get out of those sweatpants, we can see your faggotron!

Do these pants make my faggotron visible?

Dude Jen was so hot today and I got a boner. I think she saw my faggotron.

by Alejandro November 25, 2014

Don Juaned

Bamboozled, shafted, or hoodwinked

by Alejandro September 8, 2003

chinga tu madre

In most part of Texas chinga tu madre means "fuckyou"

I dont like you bitch. Well then chinga tu madre I don't like you either puta.

by Alejandro May 13, 2005