alejandro's definitions

tree

a specific event in which a person "pulls something out of his ass"-unbelievable

"That half-court shot was such a tree, that guy is treeing so badly"

by alejandro September 13, 2003

chinga tu madre

In most part of Texas chinga tu madre means "fuckyou"

I dont like you bitch. Well then chinga tu madre I don't like you either puta.

by Alejandro May 13, 2005

Don Juaned

Bamboozled, shafted, or hoodwinked

by Alejandro September 8, 2003

pizookie

a 'pizza-cookie', baked and served in a personal-sized circular tin, generally with ice cream on top. Avalible from BJ's Pizza & Brewery

its sweet, sweet eatin

a pizza-cookie

by alejandro December 2, 2003

Punk ass

A person who is a general jerk,asshole,or doesn't have any common sense and pisses you off to your tipping point.

Drive faster down the freeway punk ass!

Stop shoving your nuts in my face punk ass!

He left the dishes dirty, that punk ass.

He's such a punk ass for cutting me off in traffic.

by Alejandro November 25, 2014

Faggotron

An erect penis that is visible through a man's pants without him being aware that others can see it.

Eww look at Joe's faggotron!

Dude get out of those sweatpants, we can see your faggotron!

Do these pants make my faggotron visible?

Dude Jen was so hot today and I got a boner. I think she saw my faggotron.

by Alejandro November 25, 2014

coolwhipper

Alternate name for snowballer. Someone who likes to have their own jizz spit back into their mouth.snowballer

see snowballer

by alejandro June 2, 2003