al-in-chgo's definitions

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

tannoy

Britishism for a public-address or loudspeaker system, a use of a corporate name as generic, like the American "Coke machine" or "Kleenex". Derived from TANtalum allOY, the Tannoy company builds loudspeakers and high-end audio speakers and is still in business.

"Where are you going, Mac?"

"Didn't you hear? They came over the tannoy five minutes ago and said we'd be closing early on account of Christmas Eve."

by al-in-chgo December 19, 2014

dumb thumb down

A contributor or lurker who, out of envy, spite or misplaced rectitude, combs through another contributor's list of words in order to deliberately give each one a "Down" thumb without considering any potential usefulness such words might have.

-- "Santa Claus? I don't get it, Kurt, who is against Santa Claus?"

-- "Poor ol' Burt, it looks like you've been the victim of the dumb thumb down. Check out your other entries to see if you got flamed there, too."

by al-in-chgo August 25, 2011

pacy

Fast-paced. More commonly used in the UK than in North America.

"This book is a pacy, compelling account of one of the field's most gifted leaders blurb."

by al-in-chgo July 26, 2017

double donging

Getting penetrated in the same orifice at the same time by two men.

"That twink was in for a massive double donging by two muscle daddies."

by al-in-chgo August 17, 2012

Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.

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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

S and M

"Standing and Modeling" in one of Chicago's gay bars at a time that a less-than-convivial mood prevails.

If you mean "sadomasochism," just say "SM."

"I was at Sidetracks last night and it was pure S and M -- nobody wanted to talk to anyone."

by al-in-chgo January 25, 2013