Definitions by afsfcop

vampire 

A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people
i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"

Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.

vampire by afsfcop April 14, 2006

Fender 

Synonym for booty

Mike my be ugly, but he gets his hands on more fender than a body shop!

Fender by afsfcop September 24, 2005

austin powers 

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.

Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.

austin powers by afsfcop September 24, 2005

vienna sausage 

A very small penis.

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.

vienna sausage by afsfcop September 24, 2005

superfly 

While Engaging in Intercourse the man climbs up onto the Headboard while the Woman sticks her butt in the air. The man shouts "Superfly" and proceeds to jump off the headboard(aka the top rope) and slam dunks right into the womans Vagina. A-La Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka.

I Superflyed my girlfriend once and she couldn't walk for a month!

superfly by afsfcop September 24, 2005