TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".

"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."

by Aaron February 18, 2003

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 06, 2004

poop dick

Cu ca smothered on a pee pee. Corn or other undigested objects may be present.

When you put a throbbing love muscle in an anal cavity and then pull it out. You look down and there should be crap on it. Also, it may be smelly, so watch out!

by Aaron December 16, 2003

Spooty

1) Adj. Similar in usage to spiffy, or cool.
2) interj. Something muttered when something you don't want to happen happens. Similar to (sarcastic) "That's just great."

Spootiful (adj), Spooties (adj)

1) The object of desire was spooty.

2) "That's really spooty!"

by Aaron December 02, 2002