aaron's definitions
worst band ever. lead singer w/ extremly high pitched voice. if not for the guitar work, songs would be confused with those of Nsync or 98 degrees.
guy : fallout boy is fucking queer.
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!
by aaron September 19, 2004

a vehicle I own which I would race for slips against any of the fucksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights
"I know your Mustang just kicked the holy hell out of my neat little tuner, but I need a car."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
"Sorry asswipe, take the bus."
by Aaron December 8, 2003

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"
"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"
"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"
by Aaron May 10, 2003

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)
by Aaron June 21, 2004

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.
"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."
by Aaron November 13, 2004

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.
by Aaron March 25, 2005

by Aaron November 26, 2003
