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fizziwig

a guy or gal who has wikid hair
YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude
by aaron September 28, 2004
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Ranta

To wear swim trunks beneath trousers or trunks.
Timmy likes to Ranta it after he swims.
by Aaron August 23, 2004
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The Aristocrats

An common joke among comedians involving a travelling family of performers doing bizarre sex acts with each other during an audition in front of a talent scout. When the talent scout asks what they call themselves, the lead proudly announces, "The Aristocrats!"
The point of this joke is not the punchline, "The Aristocrats!", but rather the gratuitous descriptions of the sex acts and bodily fluids. These vary depending on the teller. Below is a short example of the joke.
So, a family goes in to a talent scout asking for an audition, and the talent scout says, OK.
The father proceeds to undress himself and rips the clothes off his family, have all sorts of sex with his entire family, and by the end, the room is covered in urine, semen, feces, blood, sweat, tears, vaginal juices, vomit, hair, spit, earwax, mucus, toenails, fingernails, and little bits of skin.
You can imagine the kind of things that must have gone on...
When asked what they call the act, the father responds,
"The Aristocrats!"
by Aaron June 19, 2006
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scarvev

damn, thats one awesome talking tennis racquet.. just like Ken's dads racquet
by Aaron September 22, 2004
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Pank

To flaten something down.
If you where to pack snow against a house. Then you would uses the shovel to pank it tighter
by Aaron December 16, 2003
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csgod

A person who is literally a GOD at playng counterstrike
<-FTW->aarOn-
by aaron March 13, 2003
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what a bitch

thats a real bitch man they are black eyed shits
by aaron April 4, 2004
mugGet the what a bitchmug.

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