aaron's definitions

Shuse

interj. variant of "shit"
Used to express surprise, anger, extreme displeasure, or happiness.

Shuse! That's tyte, dawg.

by Aaron April 22, 2003

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 13, 2004

maowle

Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.

Male: Oh, you're such a maowle, making a shit joke like that.
Female: Eurgh, what a maowle!

by Aaron December 8, 2004

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.

"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."

by Aaron November 26, 2003

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.

When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.

by Aaron October 31, 2004

wierdo

a wierdo is someone that is just wierd... wierd at everything u see him/her do, most people would think im a wierdo :S, but they dont know me :\ a wierdo does wierd/strange things and doesnt act right to everyone else, but some people look like wierdo's and arnt one on the inside... they just dont know how to act normal :S

someone that wears really old and untrendy clothes<<people think thats a wierd person just because the person doesnt know fashion lol

by AaRoN November 16, 2004

schwag

Bad weed with little potency. Usually looks like dirt and has tons of seeds along with an unpleasant smell. White trash, ghetto black people, and Mexicans are usually the ones who smoke and/or sell this garbage.

"Get that nasty schwag outta here. Nobody wants to smoke that stuff."

by Aaron June 28, 2004