fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

by alex June 03, 2004

Emory

Expensive private school in Atlanta Georgia. Difficult to get into. Many people apply just to say they got accepted, then go to a state university saying they'd rather stay closer to home

Emory is like unprotected sex - you're glad you got in but mad that you came.

by alex February 17, 2005

hellzizzle zazzle

a commonly used phrase to exploit a mindstate of incredible excitement. Often used in AIM conversations to show that one is happy.

DUDE 1- "Man i just rocked that legless bitchass fucktard to smitherines"

DUDE 2- "Hellzizzle Zazzle!!"

by Alex August 05, 2004

twinkies

asian people that only appear asian but are actually white on the inside.. much like a twinkie Phrase coined by Herold and Kumar!

Asian chick 1: that guy is HOT!
Asian chick 2: Naah.. hes a twinkie

by Alex October 14, 2004

zandy

zandy chanock, he is a cool guy that goes to sidwell

wow zandy is so cool and awesome

by alex April 28, 2005

chinglish

Speaking both English and Chinese in one's sentences.

Example of a sentence in Chinglish:
"At K-mart, I buy -hen duo- clothes."

Notes:
"hen duo" means very many in Chinese. Also note the grammar error.

by Alex January 18, 2004

skeazy

Scummy + sleazy rolled into one.

Look at that girl, what a skeazy bitch.

by alex November 06, 2003