aLEx's definitions

golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

by Alex May 26, 2004

Ballinmore

Basketball courts in Baltimore aka B-More Maryland

Ayo these clowns aint shit ima head ova to ballinmore and play some real mothafuckers you commin?

by Alex November 18, 2003

Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.

by Alex February 11, 2004

Drunken Monkey

When a man is standing up holding a girl upside down doing a 69 and when he ejaculates he releases her droping her onto her head.

I gave my bitch a drunken monkey last nite, knock her out cold

by Alex September 24, 2004

breeders

Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.

The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.

by alex December 5, 2004

NEFNAR

Nipple erection for no apparent reason.

Did you see that chick in class today? She had some serious NEFNAR.

by Alex February 24, 2004

jills

jack and jills "pills"

extacy

by alex August 31, 2003