Definitions by aLEx
Trump Tower
Trump Tower by Alex November 30, 2016
back-seat-google
back-seat-google by Alex December 5, 2014
bundle fucked
A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.
When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake
bundle fucked by Alex September 1, 2008
lardass ninja
1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.
Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*
lardass ninja by Alex September 1, 2008
prep
If you are a prep then you apply to the following:
*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!
*Can get away with ANYTHING
*Manages straight A's in all classes by cheating
*Guys wear leather sandals
*Fake bakes!
*Drink till they puke
*All the teachers love them
*Bring alcohol to school and get away with it
*Give fake smiles
*Do stupid shit to get noticed
*Gay ass plad shorts
*Shop at Abercrombie and American Eagle for EVERY sale
*Believe they have talent that everyone knows they don't
*Win class elections
*Standing ovation at graduation
*"popped" collar
*SHALLOW!!!!!!
prep: dude, i like got this fuckin polo at abercrombie. look im poppin the collar! im a pimp now, huh?
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe
normal person: shut up vampire wannabe
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.
Morgan Freeman by Alex July 22, 2008