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Obsolete British insult: a toerag is a piece of cloth worn on the foot under the boot to substitute a sock, especially in winter, and by vagrants. Something that is squalid and disgusting; by extension, a bum, vagrant or tramp.

Preceded more obscene (and thereby effective) insults such as tosser or wanker. It has fallen into disuse also because it invokes an element of the old class system, snootishness and looking down your nose at the lower classes.
Leave them alone, Baz, they're just a bunch of toerags, they're not worth it
by Zwentibold May 11, 2007
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Quality time or facetime, to be spent with your boo, your parentals, or, inadvertently, your brother Jake Jr who just got released prematurely from the pen after serving 5 to life for gerbil molestation and is now "seeking employment", though mostly at regional gerbil farms.
Mostly used by people who keep a poodle and send their daughters on pageants.
Free tickets for the Giants game, huh? VIP seats, huh? Free beer and hot dogs until I puke, huh? Well, no can do. It would interfere with the scheduled sparkletime with my old lady!
by Zwentibold February 28, 2008
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prison, jail, "the joint", poky/pokey
1851, etymology unknown
Frenchy, gimme the money!
I wouldn't invest our last six thou if you had a legit idea ... much less something that's gonna land the three of you jerks back in stir.
(Small Time Crooks)
by Zwentibold December 5, 2007
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Literally: "to have been brought down to wuss level". Something or somebody good and authentic that has been dumbed down, gentrified and made palatable to metrosexuals, and even girls.
A double decaf soy latte is a wussified cup of Joe.
Wii is a wussified PlayStation.
iPhone is a wussified cellphone.
iPod is a wussified mp3 player.

"Look! I've tied a very pretty pink ribbon around that awful dog of yours."
"Oh god, no! You've wussfied Conan!"
by Zwentibold December 29, 2007
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Parents; short plural form of legalese "parental unit".
Can't make it to the party on Sunday, my parentals grounded me.
"I like to whine and hit my parentals, I must be Emo" -- Hollywood Undead, "I Must Be Emo"
by Zwentibold February 28, 2008
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authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
by Zwentibold December 29, 2007
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authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; alledgedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
by Zwentibold November 30, 2007
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