5 definitions by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength

zunt

The word CUNT pronounced with a strong German slang accent.

Dude, her zunt was puffy and smelled like old lobsters.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

BSS

Blood Snot Shits

When you take a shit and it comes out bloody and burns. Typically includes many small floaties. Often occurs after a big night of drinking.

Holy Shit Pete, I had three BSS this morning. My asshole is on fire!!!

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.

I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

Luke Warm

Also known as "Lukes" or "Luke Sky Walkers"

Definition 1:
A hot girl who appears under age 18

Definition 2:
When the pussy is less than average quality. Or, pussy is just OK, but not great.

Peter: Hey Richard, Look!!! Luke warms!!

Richard: Yea bro, I like me some fresh Luke Sky Walkers right about now.

OR:

Dude that old bitch had Luke Warm guts. I had to sneak out when she was on the shitter.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 23, 2013

Extortionist Whale

A fat bitch that extorts money from rich men for sex and blow jobs.

I met an Extortionist Whale at the bar last night. I told her to fuck off.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013