102 definitions by Zonal K

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

by Zonal K October 1, 2019

She fingered his dent vent while she chowed on his cum column.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 4, 2019

A term used by a group of lost, often washed-up, losers to describe themselves in an effort to give themselves some sort of identity.

My new brothers, that I have known for a week, are my Soul-Tribe.

by Zonal K August 11, 2019

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.

by Zonal K November 29, 2019

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018