Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!
Zombie Goasts, leave this place!
Alan Moore is one of the greatest literary geniuses of all time. Where Mark Twain
pioneered the American novel, Willaim Shakespere
the tragic play, and Edgar Alan Poe
the gothic horror story, Alan Moore has pioneered graphic novels. Creating such accalimed works as Watchmen
, V for Vendetta
, From Hell
, and The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentelmen
. He has also made his mark on classic characters with Batman: The Killing Joke
, his run on Swamp Thing
and Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow
However, as a person, he is completely Batshit Insane
. He despises all adaptations of his works, regardless of weather they're good or if he even watches them, mostly due to the fact that he has a raging rage-on
, yet still watches and enjoys mainstream TV
Dude, I cannot wait for the last installment of the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy, it's gonna be awesome.
As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.
In twenty years, film historians will still be debating weather or not "Kick-Ass
" successfully Pilgrimized superhero films.
There is no denying that "Hot Fuzz
" Pilgrimizes action movies in a nigh flawless manner.
"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman
, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore
, so what do you expect?
How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup
into a woman's anus
while the man wears moose antlers
on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"
I've done Canada's History so much, I get an erection whenever I hear "The War of 1812."