9 definitions by ZimMan2
"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?
How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.
Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.
Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.
Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.
Step 5: Place trade where you found it.
Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
by ZimMan2 January 10, 2010
Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!
Zombie Goasts, leave this place!
by ZimMan2 January 8, 2010
Batshit Insane is a level of crazy that many people, including myself, experience, either constantly or momentarily.
In order to be truly Batshit Insane, you must abandon all rational thought, and let your Bizzaro instincts take over. You must clear your mind of all those pesky morals, too. Trust me, it's very, very rewarding.
Now that's the monetary tyep, the permenant type is best explained through example:
GOOD Batshit Insane:
-Me
-You
-The existence of UltraNeko
BAD Batshit Insane:
-Transformers Fans
-Star Trek fans
-Serial killers
-Serial rapists
-Serial robbers
-Serial killer-robber-rapists
-Those who doubt UltraNeko
-Alan Moore
In order to be truly Batshit Insane, you must abandon all rational thought, and let your Bizzaro instincts take over. You must clear your mind of all those pesky morals, too. Trust me, it's very, very rewarding.
Now that's the monetary tyep, the permenant type is best explained through example:
GOOD Batshit Insane:
-Me
-You
-The existence of UltraNeko
BAD Batshit Insane:
-Transformers Fans
-Star Trek fans
-Serial killers
-Serial rapists
-Serial robbers
-Serial killer-robber-rapists
-Those who doubt UltraNeko
-Alan Moore
Good:
-So, you're telling me that there's someone in this world who is a woman, loves video games, is funny, and seems like you could talk to her on multiple levels?
-Yep.
-That's Batshit Insane!
Bad:
Random British person: Did you hear they're making a Watchmen movie?
Alan Moore: WHAT?!?!? I OUGHTTA FUCK THOSE FUCKERS RIGHT UP THIER FUCKHOELS TILL THEY CUM BLOOD AND THEN EAT THIER INTESTINES!!!!!
Random British Person: Now THAT GUY is Batshit Insane.
-So, you're telling me that there's someone in this world who is a woman, loves video games, is funny, and seems like you could talk to her on multiple levels?
-Yep.
-That's Batshit Insane!
Bad:
Random British person: Did you hear they're making a Watchmen movie?
Alan Moore: WHAT?!?!? I OUGHTTA FUCK THOSE FUCKERS RIGHT UP THIER FUCKHOELS TILL THEY CUM BLOOD AND THEN EAT THIER INTESTINES!!!!!
Random British Person: Now THAT GUY is Batshit Insane.
by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010
A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.
The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).
Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.
The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).
Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.
As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.
by ZimMan2 December 11, 2010
The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"
by ZimMan2 February 5, 2010
Alan Moore is one of the greatest literary geniuses of all time. Where Mark Twain pioneered the American novel, Willaim Shakespere the tragic play, and Edgar Alan Poe the gothic horror story, Alan Moore has pioneered graphic novels. Creating such accalimed works as Watchmen, V for Vendetta, From Hell, and The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentelmen. He has also made his mark on classic characters with Batman: The Killing Joke, his run on Swamp Thing and Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow.
However, as a person, he is completely Batshit Insane. He despises all adaptations of his works, regardless of weather they're good or if he even watches them, mostly due to the fact that he has a raging rage-on for Hollywood, yet still watches and enjoys mainstream TV. WTF? He also says stuff to interviewers and cameras that no logicl person would say. To attempt and repeat them here would be to make my brain explode.
He is often found in British pubs, where he corrects people who confuse Man-Thing with Swamp Thing and throws down with Victorian playwrights. He often uses any means necessary to win these fights. Be those means his bare fists, the nife he keeps in his beard, broken bottles/mugs, or his powerful Magicks. Seriously, do not fuck with this guy.
However, as a person, he is completely Batshit Insane. He despises all adaptations of his works, regardless of weather they're good or if he even watches them, mostly due to the fact that he has a raging rage-on for Hollywood, yet still watches and enjoys mainstream TV. WTF? He also says stuff to interviewers and cameras that no logicl person would say. To attempt and repeat them here would be to make my brain explode.
He is often found in British pubs, where he corrects people who confuse Man-Thing with Swamp Thing and throws down with Victorian playwrights. He often uses any means necessary to win these fights. Be those means his bare fists, the nife he keeps in his beard, broken bottles/mugs, or his powerful Magicks. Seriously, do not fuck with this guy.
"What a scene, we've got two Hollywood directors shot in the nuts, a Watchmen movie fanboy hung from the rafters, and five playwrights with thier heads chopped off."
"Yep, Alan Moore was here, alright."
"Yep, Alan Moore was here, alright."
by ZimMan2 January 8, 2010
UltraNeko is the undenialbe, irrefutible, complete, utter, and unequaled goddess of girl gaming. Some may say she's just a "reviewer" who "reviews" games in a "relaxed" style on the show "Sadie's Gaming Infection." These claims are understatements of the highest magnitude. UltraNeko does not simply "review" games, she gives the final word on them. Those who dispute her evaluations are clearly bat-shit insane and should be ignored. Her style is not "relaxed" or "unothrodox." It is the future of game reviewing. Those who have not adopted her format are obsolete, and no one with any sort of brains should watch/read thier reviews, in order to speed up the process of fading them out. The light-hearted exterior nature of her show is simply a hook to draw in n00bz. Beyond it lies the most earnest, sincere, and true evaluation of games and gaming ever devised. She is the one true game reviewer, and all those who dare doubt her merit shall perish in the great gaming clensination of 2288 (it's coming!), and I find it kind of funny, and I find it kind of sad, the dream I saw her topless was the best I've ever had. Wait, did I say that out loud? Shit, now I look like a stalker. Anyway, do yourself a favor, type "UltraNeko" in the search box on YouTube, and click that yellow "Subscribe" button.
Gamer Snob: What possible game reviewer could there BE who is better than those at IGN?
Me: UltraNeko, bitch!
Me: UltraNeko, bitch!
by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010