Definitions by Zeppelin

Grubhuboffical 

He’s the sexist man alive. All though he only has 1k he’s got the biggest wiener in the world.

Wow I wish I knew grubhuboffical😍

Grubhuboffical by ZEPPELIN February 13, 2021

Klown 

Nonce who exposes himself to young girls on webcam, who he meets through the metalhammer messageboards, also has a taste for the underagers.

Klown: "FAP FAP FAP FAP"
Zeppelin: "Klown you fucking paedo"

Klown by Zeppelin September 16, 2004

spithead 

Name given to Paul Wolfowitz following the release of Fahrenheit 9/11, wherein he uses saliva to shine his hair. Mike Church takes credit for the meme, but of course he would.

Great cosmetic innovation, spithead.

spithead by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

Paul Wolfowitz 

See spithead.

Paul Wolfowitz, thy name is spithead.

Paul Wolfowitz by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

neoconservative 

Person who practices 1960s hedonism in his/her personal life, but abolishes all the hard parts (social responsibility) of that decade's cause. Normally a chicken hawk, as well. Often uses drugs but wants to spend $37,000/year of taxpayer money to ruin the lives of poorer people who do the same.

If you haven't figured it out, the neocons are in control right now.

neoconservative by Zeppelin June 28, 2004

izzle 

-izzle (iz'-zl)

A suffix added to the end of the last syllable of a word, originated by Snoop Dogg as a method to make words rhyme.

Usage: –izzle is best used when preceded by a consonant sound.

Ex. 1: Fo' Shizzle / "For Sure"
Ex. 2: Neptizzle / Neptune
Ex. 3: "D - O - Double /j/-izzle (G)
Ex. 3: Valentizzle / Valentine

izzle by Zeppelin May 9, 2003