Zephyr's definitions

zomoskepsis

the contemplation of soup. wrap you minds around that one for a bit.

while deciding on an apetizer, i engaged in heavy zomoskepsis.

by zephyr November 27, 2003

num nums

See Boogers

"Oh boy! Num nums!"

by Zephyr May 6, 2004

wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

by Zephyr October 27, 2003

Unna

To want something. play on "I want to"

"Unna go outside naked!"

by Zephyr April 24, 2004

diet coke

A really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.

"Can I have a diet coke?" said the woman who was not even overweight. It just goes to show you that Diet Coke is for everyone!

by zephyr May 1, 2004

goofball

Cocaine smoked like Crack

My English Teacher forgot how to read following thirtenn goofballs

by Zephyr April 2, 2003

Wacky Wetard

Something my father called me and my friends constantly when we were younger and acting hyper.

"Well looks like we got a couple of Wacky Wetards here. I'll the School system and tell them to send over the short bus with a couple of extra leather helmets

by Zephyr May 4, 2004