Zephyr's definitions
by Zephyr June 2, 2004
Get the buckfuttermug. Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
by Zephyr May 4, 2004
Get the tardtasticmug. 
Texas Gaming Festival, held in austin from time to time. Several hundred gamers and kilos of caffeine.
by Zephyr August 31, 2004
Get the txgfmug. 1. Look at that fucker
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself
2. What the fuck
3. Who the fuck was he?
4. Why don't you go outside and play, hide-and-go fuck yourself
by Zephyr July 7, 2014
Get the Fuckmug. The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.
Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
by Zephyr May 6, 2004
Get the Fancy Freemug.