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6 definitions by Zenophobe

 
1.
Ramen Noodles - Ghetto style

If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.

Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.

Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!
Yo mang, I just took some ramen noodles and made some ramizzle.. it's the shizzle!
by Zenophobe September 01, 2005
 
2.
Ramen Noodles - Ghetto style

If you're too lazy to cook them in water.. or if you don't have running water, a pot to cook them in and your gas or electricity was shut off... YOU CAN STILL ENJOY THEM.

Take a bag of ramen noodles (Top Ramen is the best known). Crunch them up in the bag, shake it, smash it, pulverize it if you like... just don't break the bag.

Then take the flavor packet.. pour it over the broken bits, close up the bag and shake it again... you end up with something akin to potato chips, only it's delicious raw ramen!
Yo this ramizzle is the shizzle!
by Zenophobe September 01, 2005
 
3.
A person who is a real piece of work. Someone either really complex or really screwed up or someone almost unbearably hard to handle.

The genesis of the term can be traced from a person being a real piece of "work" or a real "load" and multiple jobs and tasks are often done in "batches." Thus.. a person who is extremely screwed up can be called a "batchload"
That dude Zen, I swear is a friggin BATCHLOAD
by Zenophobe November 09, 2005
 
4.
Being in a state of zenophobia or the fear of Zen. Those who are constantly zenophobic are called Zenophobes.

The opposite is Zenophilic which is a state of love for Zen. Those who are enlightened and follow Zen are called Zennists

Make your choice, are you zenophobic or zenophilic.
by Zenophobe November 23, 2005
 
5.
Fusion between squirt and squishey.. also kind of sounds like Hershey. Basically a wet nasty crap that you feel coming on and you know it's going to sting like the bejeezus.
Yo Zen, I gotta bolt. I feel a squirshey coming on.
by Zenophobe November 16, 2005
 
6.
Also the arabic slang for penis
may Allah make your zubber fall off!
by Zenophobe September 02, 2005