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zenhex

A philosophical paradox or logical paradox. The contradiction that the greater sentience is a result of less brute force perception and information processing, and more transcending trained language based consciousness and object oriented concepts.
You overthink your problems and you are caught in a zen hex.
by zen October 30, 2003
mugGet the zenhexmug.

bingo

to be very low on or completely out of something you need
I can't go to the strip club tonight because I'm bingo on cash.
by Zen January 3, 2007
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howdylander

y'all from texas?
y'all a howdylander.
. . . these big doin's
by zen February 20, 2004
mugGet the howdylandermug.

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut.

2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.
1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy!

2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.
by Zen February 17, 2005
mugGet the Bucket Head Wendymug.

nuck

short for canuck.
canadian, meant to be vulgar.
see "infinate jest" by wallace
when the nuck arrived from torranto, he was amazed at the cars. he kept looking under the hood for sled dogs.
"you have such big igloos! don't they melt in the heat here?"
by zen March 28, 2004
mugGet the nuckmug.

PCOAT

paisley PCOAT peskalunge PCOAT
by zen November 20, 2004
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suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.
(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.
by Zen November 17, 2004
mugGet the suck windmug.

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